You know you’re Colombian when…
Your parents listen to vallenatos
You drink aguardiente
You put cheese or dip bread in your hot chocolate/coffee
You have at least one Colombian bracelet
You get insulted when people spell Colombia with a U
You crave chocolatinas jet, bocadillos, and almojabanas
You know at least one Jairo
You say –ito or –ita at the end of every word
You prefer Postobon over any soda